Lauren
river—black:

When you kill a bitch and are forced to confess

river—black:

When you kill a bitch and are forced to confess

atlaobsessed:

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atlaobsessed:

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When you see your ex-bæ in public
vnixxir:

So tumblr did a thing that slightly amused me.

vnixxir:

So tumblr did a thing that slightly amused me.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

greetings:

deep conversations with open minded people are one of my most favourite things ever

caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
β€œSee this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

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